A TEXT POST

shouldnt:

My friend took Viagra thinking it was vyvanse to help him study, I guess you can say he’s studying hard.

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A PHOTO

afearlessthreshold:

I don’t even remember where I found this gif, but it’s fucking hilarious

Reblogged from Call me Heisenberg
A TEXT POST

harryhickey:

sadderdays:

garlic bread is fucking gross

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A TEXT POST

highlyglamorous:

just ordered pizza!

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"your pizza will be delivered in 1 hour"

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Reblogged from Call me Heisenberg
A TEXT POST

dopernose:

*Fox News voice* Was slavery really about race???

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A TEXT POST

sadspaghetti:

"how’s your semester going?"

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A TEXT POST

negritaaa:

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

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A VIDEO

spreadyourwiings:

socially-inactive:

pyroluminescence:

I’M

I LOVE YOU KAREN

Dying

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A VIDEO

coeurandrogyne:

madmanwithsomesocks:

I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.

This arc took a total of three scenes in the season (four if you count the scene where she’s not in the visiting room) and it still carried more weight than everything Larry’s dealt with the entire series.

this guy is like 50000x more important than Larry.

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